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Rexburg Realty, despite its contested reality, still strives to serve you and your family in the most kind and efficient way possible. Rexburg Realty takes no responsibility for any harm that comes to you while touring, purchasing, or living in any building furnished by Rexburg Realty. These threats include, but are not limited to, assault; attempted assault; death threats; fictitious death threats; mauling by any creature, bears, orcas, mosquitos, goblins, poltergeists, orangutans, horses, any cetacean, any denizen of the infernal night, or otherwise; nightmares; stab wounds; impeachments; information scandals; possesions by demonick creatures; or any other threats. Rexburg Realty has no obligation to refund or provide any compensation to you. The receptionist will give you a tissue, or, if you're crying really bad, two.